Anonymous:
you fucking casual

What did you call me? I bet you don’t even know how to ride a yoshi. Gb2 peggle kthxbai

If the over world map doesn’t look like this when you’re done with the forest of illusions you might as well sell the wii you’re playing the game on you fucking casual.

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When my mom gets really drunk she talks like Frank Reynolds.

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Odds are something hilarious or adorable

we’ll find out six post from now

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wow I wonder what my 20,000th post is going to be?

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cash91 replied to your post “A reminder that Dr.Mario is only licensed to practice medicine on…”

montenegro, the land of my people

My friend recently came back from a vacation there, and then you mentioned it a few weeks later in a post.  I felt like I should honor the nation in my jokes.

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#cash91

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A reminder that Dr.Mario is only licensed to practice medicine on ANIMALS in Montenegro. Do not make him your primary care provider.

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A Koala reflecting on his sins, his triumphs, and the inevitability of death.

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