noizsscaryleftnipple:

LOOK AT THOSE BONE TIDDIES

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szasstam:

I am a strong advocate for people who have penises sitting down when they pee. Peeing standing up is overrated, you heard it here first

I’ve tried to do this and find it extremely physically uncomfortable and almost impossible. Instead I do this other thing called aiming.

Well I guess i can’t please all the PEEple all the time

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Heights/2310/

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awwww-cute:

Five Baby Capybaras Born at Zoo Berlin

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Can’t sleep :(

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/7437/

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I am a strong advocate for people who have penises sitting down when they pee. Peeing standing up is overrated, you heard it here first

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yuushaninarenakattabakaraidaa:

Reminder Japan has the best backpack commercials in the world.

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oneterabyteofkilobyteage:

original url http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Picture/4004/

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