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July 2010

I am watching a movie from 1958. Why were boobs so weird looking before the 80's?

Debatable.

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Jun 30, 2010
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June 2010

Will it fit in your ass?

Yeah, but how do I win?

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Jun 27, 2010
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Will it fit in your ass?

Yeah, but how do I win?

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Jun 27, 2010
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i am eat chicken

That sounds good, I am eat chicken tacos the other night and it made my farts smell like tacos

Never trust a northern wind. Never turn your back on friends.

Jun 25, 2010
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Jun 20, 2010
THIS FATHERS DAY

soundlessbook:

szasstam:

ALL I WANT IS FOR MY E-DAUGHTER TO TALK TO ME ONCE IN AWHILE

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHEN FATHER’S DAY IS. >8’|

TODAY, I TRIED TO TELL YOU OVER THE INSTANT MESSENGER LAST NIGHT BUT YOU NEVER RESPONDED, IN TYPICAL BOOKY FASHION.

Jun 20, 2010
THIS FATHERS DAY

ALL I WANT IS FOR MY E-DAUGHTER TO TALK TO ME ONCE IN AWHILE

Jun 20, 2010
Will it fit in your ass?

Yes!

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Jun 12, 2010
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What would you do if you woke up in the morning to find that while you slept someone had surgically replaced your arms with Kodiak bear arms?

If they work I’d roll with it. I have the right to bear arms anyways.

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Jun 11, 2010
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What campaigns are on the ballot tonight?

Mine

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Jun 11, 2010
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Play
Jun 5, 2010
Play
Jun 3, 2010
r u a weenr

Maybe

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Jun 2, 2010
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Why won't you look me in the eyes anymore?

I- I don’t want to talk about it!

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Jun 2, 2010
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My dad keeps walking into my room to get power tools

THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I LIVE IN MY GARAGE!

SO FUCKING PUNK

Jun 1, 2010
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