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June 2011

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#Billy #Billy Mays #RIP #OXYCLEAN #KABOOM #Orangeglo #In Memory
xXWhisperXx: FUCK. → aflyingunicorn.tumblr.com

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Even if I get Straight A’s my first semester of Senior year, the highest my cumulative GPA can get is a 3.97. I really wanted that 4.0, and if they counted both years, I could’ve had a chance of getting it, but it’s impossible since they’re only counting the first semester. That…

YOU ASIANS AND YOUR HIGH STANDARDS.  You must want to get into like, a real fucking nice school, Jesus Christ.  You’re way better off than me still though ;_;

I JUST WANT TO GET INTO UCSD.

WELL YOU CAN PROBABLY GET INTO ANY UW SCHOOL YOU WANT WITH THAT GPA SO YOU COULD ALWAYS COME AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR E-DAD IN WISCONSIN

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO WISCONSIN. FOR ME, IT’S UCSD OR BECOME A HOBO. >8[

UW MADISON IS ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY

THEN I PROBABLY COULDN’T GET IN THERE ANYWAY.

NAH WAY BROSEF, 3.97 COUPLED WITH THE FACT THAT YOU AREN’T WHITE, YOU’RE A SHOE IN FOR THE SAKE OF THE SCHOOLS DIVERSITY.

Jun 28, 20115 notes
xXWhisperXx: FUCK. → aflyingunicorn.tumblr.com

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Even if I get Straight A’s my first semester of Senior year, the highest my cumulative GPA can get is a 3.97. I really wanted that 4.0, and if they counted both years, I could’ve had a chance of getting it, but it’s impossible since they’re only counting the first semester. That…

YOU ASIANS AND YOUR HIGH STANDARDS.  You must want to get into like, a real fucking nice school, Jesus Christ.  You’re way better off than me still though ;_;

I JUST WANT TO GET INTO UCSD.

WELL YOU CAN PROBABLY GET INTO ANY UW SCHOOL YOU WANT WITH THAT GPA SO YOU COULD ALWAYS COME AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR E-DAD IN WISCONSIN

I DON’T WANT TO GO TO WISCONSIN. FOR ME, IT’S UCSD OR BECOME A HOBO. >8[

UW MADISON IS ONE OF THE BEST SCHOOLS IN THE COUNTRY

Jun 28, 20115 notes
xXWhisperXx: FUCK. → aflyingunicorn.tumblr.com

aflyingunicorn:

szasstam:

aflyingunicorn:

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Even if I get Straight A’s my first semester of Senior year, the highest my cumulative GPA can get is a 3.97. I really wanted that 4.0, and if they counted both years, I could’ve had a chance of getting it, but it’s impossible since they’re only counting the first semester. That…

YOU ASIANS AND YOUR HIGH STANDARDS.  You must want to get into like, a real fucking nice school, Jesus Christ.  You’re way better off than me still though ;_;

I JUST WANT TO GET INTO UCSD.

WELL YOU CAN PROBABLY GET INTO ANY UW SCHOOL YOU WANT WITH THAT GPA SO YOU COULD ALWAYS COME AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR E-DAD IN WISCONSIN

Jun 28, 20115 notes
xXWhisperXx: FUCK. → aflyingunicorn.tumblr.com

aflyingunicorn:

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Even if I get Straight A’s my first semester of Senior year, the highest my cumulative GPA can get is a 3.97. I really wanted that 4.0, and if they counted both years, I could’ve had a chance of getting it, but it’s impossible since they’re only counting the first semester. That…

YOU ASIANS AND YOUR HIGH STANDARDS.  You must want to get into like, a real fucking nice school, Jesus Christ.  You’re way better off than me still though ;_;

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Jun 27, 2011
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Jun 26, 201111,258 notes
Thought I would talk to this bot.
  • bloomjock18: hey you
  • MCZAROFF: HEY YOU
  • bloomjock18: hey 19/f have we chatted before?..
  • MCZAROFF: 12/f/kyoto, and yes I am calling the police
  • bloomjock18: ahh okay sorry im forgetful sometimes..
  • MCZAROFF: Okay I will forgive you for molesting me this one time. But only this time.
  • MCZAROFF: Don't go groping me again.
  • bloomjock18: so what's up?... i just got home from jogging & took a shower..
  • MCZAROFF: Oh you know me, just sitting here being 12. Watching my magical girl anime.
  • bloomjock18: do you like a girl who's naughty?..
  • MCZAROFF: No, my mom told me not to be naughty. She'll beat me if I am!
  • bloomjock18: ;)
  • MCZAROFF: That is not an appropriate response to what I just said.
  • bloomjock18: well im feeling a little naughty.. im sitting here in my towel touching my nipples..
  • MCZAROFF: Okay I'm calling the police
  • bloomjock18: do you wanna see?..
  • MCZAROFF: No god damn it. I am 12 years old what is this?
  • bloomjock18: ok click notatrap.info then fill out your info... DONT worry its FREEEE... give it a second to load.. once it loads click the green "accept invite" button.
  • MCZAROFF: No
  • bloomjock18: yeah.. it's gonna ask for your credit card but its free thats just to verify you're over 18.. i cant be showing my pussy and ass to minors you know..
  • MCZAROFF: I told you I'm 12
  • bloomjock18: you comming qt.. i cant wait to play with myself for you..
  • MCZAROFF: Alright
  • MCZAROFF: "it's gonna ask for your credit card but its free thats just to verify you're over 18." doesn't that sound like a dry deliver to you?
  • bloomjock18: let me know when you're in so i know its you.
  • MCZAROFF: and "DONT worry its FREEEEEE"
  • MCZAROFF: have you tried saying that out loud?
  • MCZAROFF: You sound like a twat
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Okay, So I think I get the Kappa now.

akashi:

By “get” I mean “understand where the fuck it came from.”
Much more below. Also pictures.

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“Hi my name is Jeremy Wade and I get paid way more than you ever will to fish AROUND THE WORLD”

I wish I had that mans job.

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