NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO but does that mean you got the job>??? or are just going for an in-person interview. it would suck if you shaved it for nothing ;_;

My sister, who works at the place, texted me right after I got off the phone and she said they are excited to meet me in person, so I think I have a pretty good shot, they’re having me come in on monday for some skill testing so things are looking good

OH FUCK

NOOOOOOO

I just want everyone to remember though, its not the beard on the outside that makes a man, its the beard on the inside that really counts.